A lady’s advertising for spouse
This is a popular joke on China internet and QQ group chatrooms:
A lady inputs the standards about her advertising for spouse to her computer:
- handsome
- own car(s)
The result that computer returns:Chinese Schach
ps:
in Chinese Schach,”帅” is equal to king in chess ;”车” is equal to rook in chess .But in real life,”帅” means handsome,”车” means cars.
The lady isn’t satisfied with the results, so she inputs the new standards:
- beautiful house(s)
- lots of money
This time the computer’s result: A bank
The lady isn’t disappointed at all,continue to inputs:
- a cool face
- feel safe with him
The computer’s result:Automan
not crazy,the lady continues:
- handsome;
- own car(s);
- beautiful house(s);
- lots of money;
- a cool face;
- feel safe with him
computer’s output:Automan playing Chinese Schach in a bank
一位女子，开出征婚条件有两点
1.要帅
2.要有车
电脑去帮她搜寻 结果~~~~~~~象棋
这位女子，不服搜出的结果又输入
1.要有漂亮的房子
2.要有很多钱
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~~~~~银行
此女子仍然不失望，继续输入条件
1要长得酷
2又要有安全感
结果搜出的结果是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~奥特曼
此女子仍然不失望，还继续输入条件
1.要帅
2.要有车
3.要有漂亮的房子
4.要有很多钱
5要长得酷
6又要有安全感
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~奥特曼在银行里下象棋
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