A lady’s advertising for spouse
This is a popular joke on China internet and QQ group chatrooms:
A lady inputs the standards about her advertising for spouse to her computer:
- handsome
- own car(s)
The result that computer returns:Chinese Schach
ps:
in Chinese Schach,”帅” is equal to king in chess ;”车” is equal to rook in chess .But in real life,”帅” means handsome,”车” means cars.
The lady isn’t satisfied with the results, so she inputs the new standards:
- beautiful house(s)
- lots of money
This time the computer’s result: A bank
The lady isn’t disappointed at all,continue to inputs:
- a cool face
- feel safe with him
The computer’s result:Automan
not crazy,the lady continues:
- handsome;
- own car(s);
- beautiful house(s);
- lots of money;
- a cool face;
- feel safe with him
computer’s output:Automan playing Chinese Schach in a bank
一位女子，开出征婚条件有两点
1.要帅
2.要有车
电脑去帮她搜寻 结果~~~~~~~象棋
这位女子，不服搜出的结果又输入
1.要有漂亮的房子
2.要有很多钱
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~~~~~银行
此女子仍然不失望，继续输入条件
1要长得酷
2又要有安全感
结果搜出的结果是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~奥特曼
此女子仍然不失望，还继续输入条件
1.要帅
2.要有车
3.要有漂亮的房子
4.要有很多钱
5要长得酷
6又要有安全感
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~奥特曼在银行里下象棋
classical Chinese and simplified Chinese editions of 《Change Has Come To America》
Here is a simplified Chinese and a classical Chinese edition of Obama Victory Speech:Change Has Come To America.
if you love to learn Chinese,they are a good source to study
simplified Chinese edition link:
classical Chinese edition link:
why i write this blog?
recently，one of the most hottest keywords in Baidu，the biggest search engine in China, is “上海栋楼kappa女员工”.Meanwhile three pieces of the top10 hottest news in google.cn，the 2nd search engine in China,are about “kappa女“。But at the same time there is nothing few about “kappa女l” in english results with the keyword “kappa girl” at google.com.
China now has the most internet users in the world,but few people know what’s happening in China internet.maybe they don’t care,maybe there aren’t appropriate channels for them.
Chinese peopel can synchronize with the world 24-hours through many ways now.The portal sites such as sina,sohu,hexun translate most important politics,technology,economy,finance,society,lifestyle news to Chinese,professional webistes and bloggers provide us much valuable info,yeeyan ,one of my most favorite webistes,has built a bridge between English internet and Chinese internet;fairyfish and many other WordPress fans offer us useful blogging and money-making tips.jandan always strive to provide the so many funny things in digg.com.we know all over the world if we wished!
Unfortunately,few organizations or individuals would like to record Chinese people’s common life in English。What they like? What they search?What happening with them?
We will display ordinary Chinese life in this blog.You will be find，Chinese love hottest girls and boys,watch NBA games and are crazy fans of Kobe and T-Mac,listen Britney Spears‘ songs and watch The Simpsons。Kids love Disney and Mcdonald’s，Supermanis their hero.
So we are NOT monsters,we are just like you!